Maybe I'm just a big ole meanie who wears grandma underwear, but I don't find this satire of Kinky and Popular posts particularly funny. Courtesy of vaginger 92F slave:
2. Be wary and cautious around Dominant men with penises. The bastards.
3. Dont go on a meetup without body armor, mace, a tank, explosives and a gaggle of ninjas. Safe calls are vital. To account for the possibility of him raping and murdering you after the safe call though, have all your friends call you every 3 minutes until you get home. You can always talk to each other on the next date.
4. Do not deal with any man who wont give you all his bitter, crazy, bias , ranting ex submissive names and addresses for a reference. If he is local then its likely everyone you know has been his sub so it will be really easy to get a reference.
HAHAHAHAHA, isn't it SO FUNNY to mock women who try to protect themselves against the odds-totally-aren't-in-their-favor risk of sexual assault in the community?
FRIGID FEMINAZI BIOTCHESSSS!!!!1111!!!!111!!!
Of course, as soon as something bad happens, the Peanut Gallery has a "so why WEREN'T you wearing body armor and mace and a tank and explosives, did you actually want it, LYING SLUT, omg FALSE ACCUSER!!!!111!!" wankfest.
Ya can't win with this crowd.
FRIGID FEMINAZI BIOTCHESSSS!!!!1111!!!!111!!!
Of course, as soon as something bad happens, the Peanut Gallery has a "so why WEREN'T you wearing body armor and mace and a tank and explosives, did you actually want it, LYING SLUT, omg FALSE ACCUSER!!!!111!!" wankfest.
Ya can't win with this crowd.
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